Apr 2009
Barbie-Q Blamed for Swine Flu Epidemic!
The recent Swine Flu outbreak led to an investigation of Barbie-Q by the Canadian Pork Council and the CDC.
After being pubicly (not a typo) labeled a "little pink pig" by her latest boyfriend, Gary Carruthers, the CPC in conjunction with the CDC probed Barbie-Q to find whether or not she may have been linked to the recent spread of the imminent pandemic.
However, a closer examination of the situation revealed that the only spreading Barbie-Q did was her legs, which resulted in a minor rash contracted by Gary that can be easily rectified with petroleum jelly.
Barbie-Q could not be reached for comment."
After being pubicly (not a typo) labeled a "little pink pig" by her latest boyfriend, Gary Carruthers, the CPC in conjunction with the CDC probed Barbie-Q to find whether or not she may have been linked to the recent spread of the imminent pandemic.
However, a closer examination of the situation revealed that the only spreading Barbie-Q did was her legs, which resulted in a minor rash contracted by Gary that can be easily rectified with petroleum jelly.
Barbie-Q could not be reached for comment."
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Hard Kora "Twats" on Twitter
As part of her “community service” work. Hard Kora (Real name: Kora Harcourt) creates Twitter account seconds before it becomes tired and unfashionable.
Alway almost on the cutting edge, Kora invites you to stalk her via a 140 text allowance.
Barbie-Q’s Twitter account may be coming soon. If only she could remember the computer’s password.
Follow Kora on Twitter!
Alway almost on the cutting edge, Kora invites you to stalk her via a 140 text allowance.
Barbie-Q’s Twitter account may be coming soon. If only she could remember the computer’s password.
Follow Kora on Twitter!