Swine Flu
Barbie-Q Blamed for Swine Flu Epidemic!
Thursday/30/April 2009
The recent Swine Flu outbreak led to an investigation of Barbie-Q by the Canadian Pork Council and the CDC.
After being pubicly (not a typo) labeled a "little pink pig" by her latest boyfriend, Gary Carruthers, the CPC in conjunction with the CDC probed Barbie-Q to find whether or not she may have been linked to the recent spread of the imminent pandemic.
However, a closer examination of the situation revealed that the only spreading Barbie-Q did was her legs, which resulted in a minor rash contracted by Gary that can be easily rectified with petroleum jelly.
Barbie-Q could not be reached for comment."
After being pubicly (not a typo) labeled a "little pink pig" by her latest boyfriend, Gary Carruthers, the CPC in conjunction with the CDC probed Barbie-Q to find whether or not she may have been linked to the recent spread of the imminent pandemic.
However, a closer examination of the situation revealed that the only spreading Barbie-Q did was her legs, which resulted in a minor rash contracted by Gary that can be easily rectified with petroleum jelly.
Barbie-Q could not be reached for comment."
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